Showing posts with label Judebox. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Judebox. Show all posts

Thursday, April 5, 2012

王菲 - 大開眼戒

如基因可以分解再裝嵌 重組我什麼都不要緊 ...



大開眼戒 
曲:阿飛
詞:黃偉文
編曲:PETER KAM



不要著燈 能否先跟我 摸黑吻一吻
如果我 露出了真身 可會被抱緊
驚破壞氣氛 誰都不知我 心底有多暗
如本性 是這麼低等 怎跟你相襯

* 情人如若很好奇 要有被我嚇怕的準備
試問誰可 潔白無比

# 如何承受這好奇 答案大概似剃刀鋒利
願赤裸相對時 能夠不傷你
(但你知一個人 誰沒有隱秘)

當你未放心 或者先不要 走得這麼近
如果我 露出斑點滿身 可馬上轉身
早這樣降生 如基因可以 分解再裝嵌
重組我 什麼都不要緊 假使你興奮
Repeat * #

幾雙手 幾雙腿 方會令你喜歡我 順利無阻
你愛我 別管我 幾雙耳朵 共我放心探戈
Repeat *

如何承受這好奇 你有沒有愛我的準備
若你喜歡怪人 其實我很美

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Zou Bisou Bisou

If you have no clue what “Zou Bisou Bisou” meant, you are behind the trend, my friend. :)

It is the hottest song online now, popularised by an American drama TV series set in the 1960s titled Mad Men.

That particular season five episode goes that the main character Don Draper’s new wife had thrown him a surprise party. All of his colleagues and friends were invited.

Just as the rest were worried that Don would be displeased over the surprise party, his wife had the perfect gift to pacify him. Her present for him was a live performance of the song – Zou Bisou Bisou in French.

It wasn’t a difficult task and I don’t think he can stay angry for long in that situation. They were newly wed and she sang the song sultrily. While she made her hubby rather embarrassed, but I think he was quite pleased.

On a separate note, I like her long bob hair. *admire*

Because of that memorable performance in that episode, the song went viral online. The network seems to have predicted the success of this song and it was released as a single on iTunes the next day.

I was hooked on the song as well. Quite catchy and I already can sing the “zou bisou zou bisou” part. Haha.

If you are wondering, the catchy song wasn’t a new song. It was an French oldies sang by a 16 year old Gillian Hills. The video below is the original rendition.

The song title Zou Bisou Bisou meant Oh, Kiss Kiss in English.

And Sophia Loren also sang an English version of the same song titled “Zoo Be Zoo Be Zoo”.

Translated meaning:

Zou kiss kiss {x3}
Zou Zou kiss kiss
My God they are sweet
Zou kiss kiss {x3}
Zou Zou kiss kiss
The sound of kisses
In the bushes, beneath the sky of the month of August has
Lovers glide stealthily
Like birds they go
Is heard everywhere, hoo!
Zou kiss kiss {x3}
Zou Zou kiss kiss
My God they are sweet
Hoo, hoo!
(Kiss kiss Zou)
But tell me, do you know (kiss kiss Zou)
What it means to us
(Zou Zou kiss kiss kiss kiss zou
My God it's sweet)
What it means to shoo kiss?
(Kiss kiss Zou)
That means I must confess (Zou kiss kiss)
But yes I do love you
Kiss kiss kiss zou zou zou kiss
My God it's sweet
But no need bushes of the month of August-a
When you kiss me gently on the neck
For it is curious, you know, I confess
It makes me everywhere, hoo!
Zou kiss kiss {x3}
Zou Zou kiss kiss
My God it's sweet
Hoo, hoo!
Zou kiss kiss
Zou Zou kiss kiss
Of little kisses
Zou kiss kiss
Oh!

Zou Bisou Bisou – French Lyrics

Zou bisou bisou {x3}
Zou bisou zou bisou
Mon Dieu qu'ils sont doux
Zou bisou bisou {x3}
Zou bisou zou bisou
Le bruit des bisous
Dans les buissons, sous le ciel du mois-a d'août
Les amoureux glissent à pas de loup
Comme les oiseaux ils ont rendez-vous
On entend partout, hou !
Zou bisou bisou {x3}
Zou bisou zou bisou
Mon Dieu qu'ils sont doux
Hou, hou !
(Zou bisou bisou)
Mais dites-moi, savez-vous (Zou bisou bisou)
Ce que veut dire entre nous
(Zou bisou bisou zou bisou zou bisou
Mon Dieu que c'est doux)
Ce que veut dire zou bisou ?
(Zou bisou bisou)
Ça veut dire je vous l'avoue (Zou bisou bisou)
Mais oui je n'aime que vous
Zou bisou bisou zou bisou zou bisou
Mon Dieu que c'est doux
Mais pas besoin des buissons du mois-a d'août
Quand tu m'embrasses doucement dans le cou
Car c'est curieux, tu vois, je l'avoue
Ça me fait partout, hou !
Zou bisou bisou {x3}
Zou bisou zou bisou
Mon Dieu que c'est doux
Hou, hou !
Zou bisou bisou
Zou bisou zou bisou
Des petits bisous
Zou bisou bisou
Oh !

Some other information about the song can be found here:

http://news.yahoo.com/zou-bisou-bisou-scoop-bizarre-french-song-mad-142500671.html

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

The future can't remember and the past doesn't forget



Stars shining bright above you. Dream a little dream of me.



可日月哪能同天照?



Will you stand by me, little monsters?



你的啦 是我的啦啦啦啦 啦啦啦啦啦啦



I became a junkie for it, looking for the next high
I'm sorry I've been putting the search on the wrong place



當我痊癒了 可吃甚麼 我怎麼難習慣最低痛楚

我真想有那么的单纯。。。不可能。。。



前面的路也許真的並不太清楚 放心地走了以後 也許會覺得辛苦 
我發現 我有天經過你的身邊 找不到你的視線
別以為 我真的無所謂

What made me behave that way? Using words I never say
It's looking like a beautiful day

我也不想這麼樣 起起伏伏 都怪我太渴望得到你的保護

我已經把我傷口化作玫瑰 我的淚水已經變成雨水早已輪迴
他们说不配 也只能自卑說聲失陪

突然间你连瞒都不瞒 想也不想 就这么推翻
就这么说过去只是闹剧一场
你连探都不探 看也不看 像与你无关
像是只有我还可以承受这无解的遗憾

You are leaving for the last time, baby 
You want to be free and I've hurt you 
All the days spent together, I wished for better 
I didn't want the train to come
Now it's departed, I'm broken-hearted
Seems like we never started



Raise a glass to mend all the broken hearts of all my wrecked up friends

I'll never talk again I'll never write a song, won't even sing along
You left me speechless



Your words cut rather deeply
They are just some other lies
You seem to want to hurt me
No matter what I do

I am sitting down here but hey you can not see me
Kinda invisible you do not sense my stay
Maybe you will experience that someday



There's something something about this place
I couldn't listened to a joke or rock and roll
It is like muscle cars drove a truck right through my heart

We got a whole lot of money but we still pay rent
Cause one can't buy a house in heaven

I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Will you let me go

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

You know where you've sent her
You sure know where you are
You're trying to ease off
But you know you won't get far

And now she's up there
Sings like an angel
But you can't hear those words

The future can't remember and the past doesn't forget...

Monday, September 5, 2011

Monti Csárdás

Not sure who the old violinist is, but his interpretation of Monti Csardas was the best I ever heard on YouTube. Every note is full of life and emotions.

The younger violinist is apparently quite famous, a Hungarian by the name of Mága Zoltán. He played really well too.

I really like the sadness at the opening of the song, it almost sound like someone is weeping. It never failed to bring tears in my eyes. I also like how there is a lot of passion, almost celebrative-like towards the later part of the song.

I wondered if it signifies a happy ending to the story…

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

王菲-只爱陌生人

I didn’t like this song when it was first released. Had felt that it was quite plain. I was however hooked on it when it was remixed to the Jazz version in a concert.

This song essentially highlighted that it is the simple thing in life that people fall in love with – be it a smile, a look, a gesture or anything simple, it does not matter as long as one is there when most needed.

Simple things in life… I always had a craving for simple things in life, nothing too manipulating, nothing too pretentious, frank and upfront. Hence, Jazz vocal never fails to captivate me.

There is a certain technique of course, but the most important thing that came through in the song is the emotion in the vocal.    

Just learnt from an old friend that the writer of the song had wrote another melody for the same chord arrangement. It is more jazzy than the original song. Quite like it.

I agreed with my old friend that the song has a melody that makes you want to walk alone on the street and soaked in surrounding tranquility atmosphere.

Hum along: Wooo wo 我只爱陌生人…

Monday, January 24, 2011

We no speak Americano

My brothers have been listening to the remix of “We no speak Americano” recently. I thought it was quite nice too!

Here is the original version of the song by Renato Carosone. A bit of irony going on here.

The song title “We no speak Americano” is like rejecting America imperialism, but the style of the Song is strongly influenced by them…

Monday, January 3, 2011

王菲 郭富城 - 星光无限

New Year New Start. Go for more, ask for more!

王菲 郭富城  - 星光无限

(王) 世界有多漂亮 就像梦想总会向往
我有渴望 所有星星都会因此更光

(郭) 繁星都不够多 全都给我采过
go for more ask for more
天空不够多 转身飞越过
go for more ask for more

(王) 一线光 一百种渴望在期待的脸 特别好看

(郭) 永不满足 所以不寂寞
随时向往 才随时开朗
转载来自

(王) 给我追赶 给我新鲜探访
Repeat * [合]

(郭) 一对手 拥抱这地球
能延绵千里 能环回一周

(王) 给我走一秒不停留
从平凡出发 随无涯奔走

[合] 你与我的渴望 令路上风光更好看

(郭) we better ask for more

(王) 刹那可以做什么可以容许你 遇着我

(郭) 所有星星都会因此更光

Repeat * [合]

Rap 星火不算多 烟花不够多 都给我采过
[合] 天空不够多 转身飞越过

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

王菲-迷魂記

王菲-迷魂記
詞:林夕 曲:謝霆鋒 編曲:梁翹柏 

別叫我太感激你
藥水色太精美
別要我吃出滋味
愉快得 知覺麻痺

為甚麼 呵護我
當我痊癒了 可吃甚麼
為甚麼 感動我
等我難習慣 最低痛楚

怕甚麼 怕愛人
扶著情感 得到禮品總會敏感
怕甚麼 怕習慣豁出去愛上他人
但卻不懂去 弄完假再成真

別錯碰我的手臂
毛管不夠爭氣
別賜我太多福氣
令美點 都掛住你

為甚麼 寵壞我
等我難習慣 半掩被窩

怕甚麼 怕愛人
扶著情感 得到禮品總會敏感
怕甚麼 怕習慣豁出去愛上他人
但卻不懂去 弄完假再成真

怕甚麼 怕被迷魂
扶著情感 得到細心只怕喪心
愛甚麼 愛令我勇於報答太多人
但卻不知道 如何死裡逃生

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

王菲 - 哪兒

最好没有人明白我说什么,只有你听懂我唱什么 ...

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Brett Domino – Bad Romance

They are really talented and very cool!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Faye Wong - Rilkean Heart

It has been a long time since I was so overwhelmed by a song and it’s lyrics.

An old friend tagged me to this song “Rilkean Heart”. It was performed by Faye Wong, aka Her Royal Highness, Asia’s Queen of Pop at her concert in Shanghai.

No one. No performer can do what she does – singing with minimal interaction with the audiences, stand still with hands on her hips throughout the song. Displayed through body language, she showed that she still own the stage.

Her voice brought back a lot of memories. Rilkean heart was originally a Cocteau Twins song. Faye had filled it with Chinese lyrics in one of her albums. It never occurred to me all these while that it was a covered song. 

I like the English lyrics better. They are very profound and intriguing. “Rilkean” refers to the Austrian Poet Rainer Maria Rilke’s writings, ideologies, history and characteristics.

The thing which makes me love Faye Wong is that she can still inject her own style into a song which already had a strong style of the original singer. She often gives covered song an extra edge.

For those who wanted to listen to the original version, here it is!


Rilkean Heart

Rilkean heart I looked for you to give me transcendent experiences
To transport me out of self and aloneness and alienation
Into a sense of oneness and connection, ecstatic and magical
I became a junkie for it
I come looking for the next high and I'm sorry I've been
putting the search on the wrong place

I understand that you're confused, feeling overwhelmed
Well that's a feeling state from then, the reality

With cleaning up my emotional life and getting in touch with myself
I'm beginning to ground myself in my own sense of being as an entity
One entity on the planet,
Become truly self reliant
And become connected with something beyond me
That is where I have to go
I'm so sorry I've been putting the search on the wrong place

You're lost and don't know what to do
But that's not all of you
That's your reality today
And that is all okay

I understand that you're confused, feeling overwhelmed
Well that's a feeling state from then, the reality

I'm lost I don't know what to do
It's not all on you
That's the reality today
Right now it's all okay

I understand that you're confused
Feeling overwhelmed
Love's a feeling straight from then
The reality

Monday, November 22, 2010

Lady Gaga – Stand By Me

Stand by me is one of my favourite song and Lady Gaga covered it during one of the tour!

Will you stand by me?

Stand by me

When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No I won't be afraid, no I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

And darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh now now stand by me
Stand by me, stand by me

If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
And the mountains should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry, no I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

And darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh stand by me
Stand by me, stand by me, stand by me-e, yeah

Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me, oh now now stand by me
Oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by me

Darlin', darlin', stand by me-e, stand by me
Oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by me

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

David Garrett – Csardas Monti

Music speaks a thousand words too.

This piece of music – Csardas is written by Vittorio Monti, an Italian composer. It is the only famous composition by the composer. The tune reminds me of a memorable moment in my life…

Like a brat, I am spoilt rotten… I will never forget your kind gesture. I considered it to be the first birthday present which I had received this year. It is the best gift I had ever received. I am very grateful.

No words can express my gratitude adequately. I wish you know that I am truly thankful…

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Lily Allen – The Fear

I somewhat think this aptly described what is going on with our society currently.  What is the fear, you asked? Fear of being “unknown” and being superficial.  

The Fear

I want to be rich and I want lots of money
I don't care about clever
I don't care about funny
I want loads of clothes and loads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them

And I'll take my clothes off and it will be shameless
Cause everyone knows that's how you get famous
I'll look at the sun and I'll look in the mirror
I'm on the right track, yeah I'm on to a winner

I don't know what's right and what's real anymore
And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore
And when do you think it will all become clear?
Cause I'm being taken over by the Fear

Life's about film stars and less about mothers
It's all about fast cars and cussing each other
But it doesn't matter cause I'm packing plastic
And that's what makes my life so fucking fantastic

And I am a weapon of massive consumption
And its not my fault it's how I'm programmed to function
I'll look at the sun and I'll look in the mirror
I'm on the right track, yeah we're on to a winner

I don't know what's right and what's real anymore
And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore
And when do you think it will all become clear?
Cause I'm being taken over by the Fear

Forget about guns and forget ammunition
'Cause I'm killing them all on my own little mission
Now I'm not a saint but I'm not a sinner
Now everything is cool as long as I'm getting thinner

I don't know what's right and what's real anymore
And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore
And when do you think it will all become clear?
Cause I'm being taken over by the Fear

Monday, May 31, 2010

Faye Wong - Please Mr Postman and Top of the World



One of the rare footage of Faye singing other artist's songs. She listen to Carpenters when she was young...

I love both of them!

Friday, May 14, 2010

王菲-迷魂記

王菲-迷魂記
詞:林夕 曲:謝霆鋒 編曲:梁翹柏

別叫我太感激你
藥水色太精美
別要我吃出滋味
愉快得 知覺麻痺

為甚麼 呵護我
當我痊癒了 可吃甚麼
為甚麼 感動我
等我難習慣 最低痛楚

怕甚麼 怕愛人
扶著情感 得到禮品總會敏感
怕甚麼 怕習慣豁出去愛上他人
但卻不懂去 弄完假再成真

別錯碰我的手臂
毛管不夠爭氣
別賜我太多福氣
令美點 都掛住你

為甚麼 寵壞我
等我難習慣 半掩被窩

怕甚麼 怕愛人
扶著情感 得到禮品總會敏感
怕甚麼 怕習慣豁出去愛上他人
但卻不懂去 弄完假再成真

怕甚麼 怕被迷魂
扶著情感 得到細心只怕喪心
愛甚麼 愛令我勇於報答太多人
但卻不知道 如何死裡逃生

Saturday, April 10, 2010

刘家昌教唱千言万语(顿一下)

I hardly got time to watch TV programmes nowadays, however I did catch Liu Jia Chang’s episode on Kang Ki earlier on. (刘家昌上康熙来了)

In it he was asked to name the most mellifluous singing voice that managed to mesmerise him thus far. Surprisingly, he did not name any of his famous students who are all who who’s in the Chinese Pop scene i.e. Fei Yu Qing, Feng Fei Fei or Zhen Ni. Instead, he named Faye Wong. I so agree with his opinion!

Undisputedly, Faye really has a good singing voice.

When mentioned Faye Wong, many would probably highlight the more postmodern style which she mainly adopt nowadays. However, before she started doing all that, she did gone through the traditional style period before.

Strangely, while she executed many songs exceptionally well using traditional singing style, she did not get a lot of attention for it. She received much more fame later for being quirky – the Cranberries’ yodeling and later The Cardigans’ clear and lazing attitudinal straightforward voice.  

Not that yodeling or singing in a clear voice is much easier, you need to be able to sing in the first place before you are able to translate them with ease. I like it how she did not just wholesale-ly copied those styles and stick with it, she added her own signature touch to it and rightfully created an unique mix which she is known for it now.

In that particular episode of 康熙来了, he elaborated why Faye is a talented singer using the example of the song 千言万语. Liu related that when he had recorded the song with Teresa Teng (the original singer of the song), he would had prefer Teresa to pause slightly at the verse 随浮云-掠过 to translate an emotion. Somehow, Teresa did not manage to do it and he did not insist.

Years later, he managed catch Faye singing the song on TV. He had a shock that Faye paused slightly at where he had intended. He exclaimed “ I did not teach her that, how did she know that she need to pause at the part?”. He added that people who can sing would have similar consensus on how to translate emotions in a song and Faye is one of those people.

Not sure which version he was referring to, Faye sang that song in her concert as well. However, the one which I attached above has a much more similar arrangement with Teresa’s version. You all listen if she had indeed paused.

I think it was a very slight pause, nothing too intentional. In any case, I do think Faye’s cover of the song is a very good one. Technical skills apart, there is this additional emotion factor which I think she had done better than Teresa.

Here is Teresa’s version, recorded in 1978 for comparison. It is a classic in its own rights. I do think it is different style of enacting a song. During then, adding too much emotions into a song would not have been a trend.

In any case, Teresa added more emotions in her songs during the later part of her career after her stint in Japan. She was influenced by Enka music.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Chairlift - Bruises

I am permanently black and blue now. Sinned. I would rather live with that lack of 2 marks. If only I could apologise…Sorry.

Another song by Chairlift – Bruises. This should be their most popular song. It was used by Apple as their i-Pod Nano commercial song.

Very poppy. One of my favourite.


Lyrics of the Song

I tried to do handstands for you
I tried to do headstands for you
Everytime I fell on you, yeah, everytime I fell
I tried to do handstands for you
But everytime I fell for you
I'm permanently black and blue, permanently blue for you.

I tried to do handstands for you
I tried to do handstands for you
Everytime I fell on you, yeah, everytime I fell
I tried to do handstands for you but everytime I fell for you
I'm permanently black and blue, permanently blue

For you-ooh-ooh-ooh
For you-ooh-ooh-ooh
So black and blue-ooh-ooh-ooh
For you-ooh-ooh-ooh.

I grabbed some frozen strawberries so I could ice your bruising knees
But frozen things they all unfreeze and now I taste like....

All those frozen strawberries I used to chill your bruising knees,
Hot July ain't good to me
I'm pink and black and blue for you.

I got bruises on my knees for you
And grass stains on my knees for you
Got holes in my new jeans for you
Got pink and black and blue
Got bruises on my knees for you
And grass stains on my knees for you
Got holes in my new jeans for you
Got pink and black and blue

For you-ooh-ooh-ooh
For you-ooh-ooh-ooh
So black and blue-ooh-ooh-ooh
For you-ooh-ooh-ooh
Do-doo-do-do-do-do-doo
Do-doo-do-do-do-do-doo
Do-doo-do-do-do-do-doo
Do-doo-do-do-do-do-doo
Do-doo-do-do-do-do-doo
Do-doo-do-do-do-do-doo
Do-doo-do-do-do-do-doo

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Chairlift – Evident Utensil

Quite evidently, I am very into Chairlift recently as you can tell from my recent postings – it is all about them.

It has been a long time since I got so excited about music again. Their music reminded of my younger days, when I still play the keyboard and how I always thought I could write “songs”. I can’t, but it was quite fun playing music. 

There is no right and no wrong way in making music. It is how you express your thoughts. This is what I gathered from Chairlift – just have fun experimenting with music.

I read somewhere that this song was about having writers’ block. “How hard must I try for you?”

I sometimes find it very hard to start a passage. I could stuck hours on the first few paragraph at times. However once I get pass them, everything will seems to fall into place.

Erm… Due to video effects, it might caused some discomforts. I got headache watching it, but the song is nice.

This is a remix of the song. I like it too, but the guy’s low key backing is missing. I quite like that backing effect.

Here is them singing the song live!

Lyrics of Evident Utensil

The most evident utensil is none other than a pencil,
Not a multicolored stencil, nor a camry crew

*How hard must I try
(How hard must I try)
How hard must I try for you-oo-oo
You see me rolling in the dirt
(You see me rolling in the dirt),
You see me crawling up the walls for you-oo-oo-ooo*

The most evident utensil is none other than a pencil
Writer tell me what you want from me before my paper is through

REPEATED*

How hard must I try
(How hard must I try)
How hard must I try for you-oo-oo
You see me rolling in the dirt
(You see me rolling in the dirt)
You see me crawling up the walls by you-oo-oo-ooo

REPEATED
(How hard must I try for you,try for you, must I try for you)
for you-ooo, for you-ooo...

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Chairlift – Planet Health

I would not have survived in such a planet – healthy diet and slimming body images considered as the one and only way of living. Then again, I am an outcast in this current one too…

Felt trapped. I also want to be normal……Where is my Mojito? I need a strong one now…

Ps: Lyrics a bit weird, but just ignore it. I am not making any particular reference to it. I posted this song as I quite like the tune. :) 

Lyrics of Planet Health

When I arrived on planet health
In the state of being well
Surrounded by self-consciousnesses
And body images

I visited the food pyramid
In the desert of vitamins
I found a desired heart rate
And a mouth to mouth resuscitate

I am feeling great tonight
I am feeling great tonight
I am feeling great tonight
I am feeling great tonight

I was trained in diversity
In the garden of puberty
Where they Heimlich maneuvered me
And they showed me how to make a baby

I found my friends in the forest of lungs
Where we just said no to drugs
Our intercourse was well protected
We made love with each others eyes

We're feeling great tonight
We're feeling great tonight
We're feeling great tonight
We're feeling great tonight

Then I found out where you're sent
When you're sick and sad and old
They kick you off of planet health
Into a universe of cold

Stop drop and roll
Just stop drop and roll
Stop drop and roll,
Gotta stop and put out the fire

Stop drop and roll
Just stop drop and roll
Stop drop and roll
Gotta stop and put out the fire

Feeling great tonight
I am feeling great tonight
I am feeling great tonight
I am feeling great tonight

Meaning of the Song

Like the plot to a lost dystopian sci-fi, the song outlines life on "Planet Health" -- a place where body-image has become a tyrannical philosophy. Here, advice on healthy diet and sexuality has become law and the food pyramid has become a church. Of course non-attendance means eviction from Planet Health.

Planet Health is Mount Olympus sans the fun; a place where David Cameron and Gillian McKeith make out into eternity, never aging, never putting on weight. It's the other side of Radiohead's 'Fitter Happier', where the new caring conservatives have slapped lippy on the pig on antibiotics and called it 'sexy'.